Evony is no longer just a game of who can spend the most. It is a war of intelligence, telemetry, and speed.
If you are reading this, you have found the central hub of The NEAT Botfather—the most advanced Command & Control (C2) intelligence engine ever built for Evony. I didn’t just build a farming bot; I built a centralized tactical network designed to give alliances an absolute, asymmetric advantage over their servers.
For too long, alliances have relied on scattered Discord screenshots, messy spreadsheets, and delayed scout reports. The Botfather changes the paradigm. By extracting raw server data and compiling it into our secure cloud infrastructure, we are turning raw data into weaponized intelligence.
Core System Capabilities
Tactical Cloud Reports: The days of sharing clunky, unreadable screenshots are over. The Botfather intercepts raw combat and scout logs and instantly pushes them to the Neato3 Cloud. Alliance members get a mathematically perfect, dark-themed dashboard showing exact troop counts, fortifications, and hero stats in real-time.
Dynamic Command & Control (C2): The Botfather doesn’t just run blind scripts. It recognizes strict hierarchy roles: Server Boss, Alliance Boss, and Alliance Member. Bots receive dynamic orders from the cloud, ensuring your entire alliance moves as a unified war machine.
Omni-Net Communications: Total Discord and Telegram integration. When a defense siren goes off or a high-value target is acquired, the Botfather bypasses the game and pushes the alert directly to your phone.
Market Intel & Anomaly Detection: Stop guessing the auction house. Our engine runs advanced Z-score algorithmic tracking on the market, predicting price anomalies and telling you exactly when to BUY, SELL, or HOLD.
Target Acquisition (Map Radar): Need to find every level 15 Barbarian within 200 miles? The engine queries the map and serves the exact coordinates to your strike teams instantly.
Security & Clearance Levels
You will notice that much of this website is locked down. That is by design.
Tactical intelligence is only valuable if the enemy cannot see it. Neato3.com operates on a strict, military-grade clearance protocol. Public announcements (like this one) are visible to everyone. However, actual server intelligence, shared scout reports, and high-command strategies are strictly compartmentalized.
If you do not have the proper WordPress rank and a valid NEATOKey license, the firewall will block you.
Initialization
The network is live. If you hold a valid NEATOKey, log in, link your client, and watch the data flow.
Welcome to the new meta.
— TECH Architect, The NEAT Botfather
